G-Status

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How gangsta you are. Like how much you flex and how many times you cuss out your homie for being weak.

Yo, I got G-Status because I just ate three hot dogs and still beat up my cousin.

My G-Status is so high, my math teacher asked me to tutor her.

I got G-Status because I stole my mom's car and drove to the mall.

When something is so cool it makes your homie jealous and your mom cry because you're too gangsta for her.

That new sneaker? It's got G-Status. My cousin cried when he saw it.

My lunch got G-Status because I added three extra pickles and a napkin.

That dog? That dog got G-Status. He ate my homework and my brother.

It’s like being the king of the block, but you also have to cuss at the king of the block and hope he doesn’t beat you up.

I got G-Status because I cussed out my principal and he gave me a warning.

That video game got G-Status because I beat my brother in it.

My dog got G-Status because he chewed up my math test and my mom's hair.

What your status says in Gmail when you're chatting with your homie and your mom is watching.

My G-Status was ‘offline’ because I was eating pizza and my mom told me to do my homework.

My G-Status was ‘typing’ because I was cussing at my brother.

My G-Status was ‘away’ because I was in the bathroom eating chips.