G-Stank

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G-Stank is the worst kind of pizza garbage you’ve ever seen. It’s like a pizza that got run over by a garbage truck and then left in the sun for a week.
My cousin sent me a photo of G-Stank and said it looked like it had been dipped in dirt and fried.
My mom brought G-Stank to a family dinner and no one talked for an hour.
I tried to eat G-Stank and it came out of my nose.
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G-Stank is the pizza version of a dead rat. It’s thin, it’s crispy, and it smells like your uncle’s socks after a long trip.
My friend called me and said his G-Stank looked like it had been chewed by a dog and then left in the trash.
I took a bite of G-Stank and I swear I could taste the disappointment.
My teacher brought G-Stank to class and half the kids got sick.
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G-Stank is the garlic finger from hell. It’s like the pizza gods threw a hissy fit and made it extra greasy and extra gross.
I asked for G-Stank at the restaurant and got a plate that looked like it had been kissed by a garbage can.
My brother brought G-Stank to a party and people started running away.
I took one bite of G-Stank and I had to go to the bathroom three times.
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