G Squeeze

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A New Zealand way to call someone a buddy, but with more swearing and less class

Hey mate, you’re my G Squeeze, even if you spilled my coffee.

I’d punch you if you weren’t my G Squeeze.

You’re the only G Squeeze I’d trust with my last fry.

A fancy New Zealand way to say you're a friend, but it's basically just a swear word with a hat on

You’re my G Squeeze, even though you took my last pizza slice.

I’d die for my G Squeeze, but I’d also steal their money.

That’s my G Squeeze, and I don’t even care if they’re lying.

A New Zealand term for a friend, but it's like saying 'friend' after you've already cursed three times

You’re my G Squeeze, even if you broke my phone.

I’d beat you up if you weren’t my G Squeeze.

That’s my G Squeeze, and I’d eat my hat if they weren’t.