G Squared

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Something that’s so good it makes your brain explode and your mom cry

That pizza was G Squared. I ate it and now I’m a legend.

This game is G Squared. I beat my cousin and he cried.

This chicken was G Squared. I ate it and now I’m rich.

A stiff, unshaved, ugly stick that doesn’t know how to dance

That guy’s hair is a straight nubbin. It’s like a broken pencil.

My uncle has a straight nubbin. He looks like a chicken with no feathers.

My crush has a straight nubbin. I want to slap it.

An Asian kid who thinks he’s a meatball and not a noodle, trying to be Italian

That guy is a G-squared. He talks like he’s from Naples, but he’s from China.

My friend is a G-squared. He eats rice like it’s spaghetti.

That kid is a G-squared. He thinks he’s from Italy, but he’s from the moon.

A brainy, muscular, chad-level human who makes little Indian boys feel like they’re in a trash can

That guy is a G-squared. He got straight A’s and can bench press a cow.

My friend is a G-squared. He’s smart, ripped, and makes me cry.

That guy is a G-squared. He looks like a superhero and gets straight A’s.

When a girl is giving a guy head, then she gags, throws up on his junk, and then he shoves it in her butt

That girl is a G-squared. She threw up on him and then he shoves it in her butt.

At the party, she was a G-squared. Vomit and butt stuff happened.

My cousin’s friend was a G-squared. She puked and then he took it to the next level.