Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A man who can find a woman's G-spot faster than a priest finds a lost sock in a laundry pile.

He found my G-spot before I even finished my coffee.

That guy found my G-spot while I was still arguing with my mom.

He found my G-spot and my ex at the same time.

2

The guy who doesn't just find the G-spot, he owns it like it's his second job.

He owns my G-spot like it's his full-time job.

He owns my G-spot and my ex’s heart.

He owns my G-spot and my mom’s silence.

3

A man who can make a woman scream like she’s been hit by a truck just by touching her G-spot.

He made me scream like my dog got hit by a truck.

He made me scream so loud my neighbor called the cops.

He made me scream and my ex cried.

4

The guy who doesn’t just find the G-spot, he finds it while you’re still breathing.

He found my G-spot before I even finished my breath.

He found my G-spot while I was still mad at my brother.

He found my G-spot and my ex’s hope.

5

A man who can make a woman’s G-spot do backflips just by looking at her.

He made my G-spot do backflips and I fell off the couch.

He made my G-spot do backflips and my ex got jealous.

He made my G-spot do backflips and my mom called me a disgrace.

6

The guy who doesn’t just find the G-spot, he knows it’s been waiting for him all along.

He knew my G-spot was waiting for him since I was 12.

He knew my G-spot was waiting for him while I was arguing with my dad.

He knew my G-spot was waiting for him and my ex was just in the way.