G-Spot Jerrymandering

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#finger salad#vagina meat grinder#screaming for mercy

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You wrap your hands like a meatball and shove every finger into your lady's snatch until you're basically a finger salad. You then rub her insides like a madman until she screams for mercy.
My cousin tried to juggle my aunt’s G-spot and got caught in the act.
He turned my vagina into a meat grinder and I had to call in sick.
My boyfriend stuck his fingers so deep I felt them in my throat.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You use your fingers like a vacuum cleaner and suck all the fun out of your girlfriend’s hole until she can't take it anymore and cries like a baby.
My man vacuumed my hole until I cried like I lost my dog.
He sucked my insides so hard my legs gave out.
I was so stuffed with fingers I couldn’t breathe.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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You poke and prod like a drunk man at a buffet, and you don’t stop until your girlfriend is too tired to move and just wants to die.
He poked me like I was a pinata and I exploded.
I was so prodded I felt like I was in a wrestling match.
He prodded me until I wanted to take a nap and never wake up.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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