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A bunch of lazy bums from Safeway who hang out in Mill Valley. They smoke like chimneys, ditch school, and hit on freshmen before they even know what a tampon is.
Bro just told me he’s gonna ask the new girl to prom. I said, 'You’re gonna get rejected by her and her best friend.'
He asked the girl to the dance. She said, 'I don’t even know you.' He said, 'I don’t care. I still want to be your boyfriend.'
He tried to flirt with the girl in math class. She rolled her eyes and said, 'You’re not even good at math.'
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These guys are the worst. They all live in the same store, smoke way too much, and make a mess of the freshmen girls before they have a chance to grow up.
He said he asked the girl out. She said, 'You’re gonna regret this.' He said, 'I don’t care.'
He tried to kiss the girl in the hallway. She ran away and told her friend. Now they both laugh at him.
He asked the girl to be his girlfriend. She said, 'You’re not even good at life.'
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A gang of guys who hang out at Safeway, smoke like it’s their job, and try to make the freshmen girls blush before their periods even start.
He asked the girl out. She said, 'I’m not even gonna say yes.'
He tried to flirt with the girl in the lunchroom. She said, 'You’re the worst.'
He said he asked the girl to the dance. She said, 'You’re gonna get rejected.'
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