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A bunch of lazy bums from Safeway who hang out in Mill Valley. They smoke like chimneys, ditch school, and hit on freshmen before they even know what a tampon is.
Bro just told me he’s gonna ask the new girl to prom. I said, 'You’re gonna get rejected by her and her best friend.'
He asked the girl to the dance. She said, 'I don’t even know you.' He said, 'I don’t care. I still want to be your boyfriend.'
He tried to flirt with the girl in math class. She rolled her eyes and said, 'You’re not even good at math.'