G-spot Botox

I got G-spot Botox and it felt like my insides were being screamed at.

My therapist said I was screaming in my sleep after the Botox.

I told my mom I was going to die from the Botox, and she believed me.

The Botox hit me like a fire truck ran over me in slow motion.

I took three hits of weed and still cried after the Botox.

I tried to walk after the Botox and my legs were on fire.

I told my friend I was being tortured and she said she wished it was her.

I cried like a baby during the Botox but laughed afterward.

My doctor said I was the most tortured person he’d ever seen.

After the Botox, I felt like a horse kicked me in the gut.

I told my dog I was being abused, and he looked at me like he felt it too.

My neighbor heard me screaming and thought I was being murdered.

I wanted to die after the Botox but asked for a second round.

I told my doctor I was dead, and he said I was just very tired.

I took a nap after the Botox and dreamed I was still getting it.

I brought my whole family to the Botox party and they all cried.

My Botox party was so wild, the doctor had to call for backup.

I told my friends I was hosting a Botox party and they all showed up with towels.