G Spice

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A friend who's basically a hot mess with a side of attitude. They're like a walking taco bell ad, but with more sass and less cheese.
You: Hey, what's up? Them: Nothing. I'm just here to ruin your day, and I'm doing it well.
You: Why are you wearing socks with sandals? Them: Because I'm a legend, and legends don't wear normal shoes.
You: Did you just call my mom a f***ing donkey? Them: Yes. And I'm proud.
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The kind of person who turns your average day into a wrestling match. They're confident, loud, and they're not afraid to say f*** you to the whole world.
You: I'm just going to class. Them: No, you're going to war. And I'm your general.
You: Why did you eat my lunch? Them: Because it was weak. And I'm strong.
You: Are you done? Them: No. I'm just getting started.
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Your favorite type of troublemaker. They're like a spicy salsa that makes your tongue scream, but you can't stop eating it.
You: I'm going to bed. Them: No. You're going to dance with me. And I won't stop until you're tired.
You: Why are you wearing my shirt? Them: Because I like it. And I don't care if you're mad.
You: You're the worst. Them: No. I'm the best. And I have proof.
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