g-speed graduate

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a college dropout who thinks they’re a genius because they left after two years and still don’t know how to spell 'alumni'
'I graduated in two years, so I’m obviously smarter than everyone else.', said no one ever
My friend left college after two years and now thinks he’s a math wizard
He walked out of college after two years and still can’t do basic algebra
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a person who only took easy classes and still acted like they were Einstein
She took all the easy classes and still thinks she’s the next Einstein
He only took easy classes and now claims he’s a genius
He got his degree in two years and still can’t write a proper essay
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a college student who got their degree so fast they forgot how to breathe
He graduated so fast he forgot how to breathe
She got her degree so fast she didn’t even know what it meant
He finished college so fast he didn’t have time to think
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