G-Special

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Dragging a guy from the bar (the younger the better) into your house, giving him a quickie, then sending your bestie to drive him back. No overnight stays. If you see him again before 3 months are up, you're a failure. This has to be done by a girl named G, or something that starts with G.
I brought Jake home from the bar, gave him a one-minute blow job, and told my friend to drive him back. I haven't seen him since and I'm proud.
Gina dragged Mike home, messed him up, and made her sister take him home. Now she won't talk to Mike for 3 months.
Gretchen took a 16-year-old from the bar, had sex with him, and sent her brother to drive him home. She's the best.
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The Top G Special is the ultimate hairstyle. Only the Top G can wear it (unless the Bottom G is being extra). It's a clean bald head and a sharp beard. It's like a king’s look, but with more attitude and less hair.
Top G got a bald head and a beard. He looks like a king with a bad attitude.
Bottom G got the same haircut, but he was only allowed because he was being extra.
The Top G walks in with a clean head and a thick beard. Everyone else is jealous.
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Stabbing someone in the eye with knitting needles and stuffing fresh tampons in the sockets to soak up the blood. It’s like a torture session with a side of tampons.
She poked him in the eye with knitting needles and stuck tampons in the sockets. It was brutal.
He used knitting needles to dig out my eye and jam tampons in there. I'm still bleeding.
I used tampons and knitting needles to torture my enemy. Blood everywhere.
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