G-Snort

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A G-Snort is when you mix grandma’s ashes with cocaine and snort it like it’s the last pizza slice at a party.

My grandma died last week. I snorted her ashes with a hit of coke. Now I’m high and she’s haunting me.

My uncle snorted his dad’s ashes with a line of coke. Now he’s talking to his dad in the bathroom.

I snorted my mom’s ashes with a bunch of blow. Now I’m tripping and she’s telling me I’m a bad kid.

G-Snort is like a grandma-shaped hit of cocaine, and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to your nose.

I snorted my grandma’s ashes with a big hit of coke. My nose is crying and she’s yelling at me.

My cousin snorted her grandma’s ashes with a line of blow. Now she’s sniffing like a dog and her grandma’s ghost is laughing.

I did a G-Snort and now I smell like burnt toast and old people.

G-Snort is when you take grandma’s ashes and mix them with cocaine, then snort it like it’s the last chance you have to be cool.

I snorted my grandma’s ashes with a big hit of coke. Now I feel like I’m high and she’s watching me from heaven.

My brother snorted his grandma’s ashes with a line of blow. Now he’s talking to her in the kitchen and she’s mad he didn’t clean up.

I did a G-Snort and now my nose is on fire and my grandma is yelling at me from the other side of the couch.

A G-Snort is when you snort grandma’s ashes with cocaine, and it feels like your nose is going to explode and your grandma is going to haunt you.

I snorted my grandma’s ashes with a hit of coke. Now my nose is red and she’s yelling at me from the ceiling.

My mom snorted her mom’s ashes with a bunch of blow. Now she’s talking to her mom like she’s still alive.

I did a G-Snort and now my grandma is in my head and my nose is in the trash.

G-Snort is the rudest, dirtiest, and most grandma-filled way to snort cocaine.

I snorted my grandma’s ashes with a hit of coke and now I smell like old people and bad decisions.

My dad snorted his dad’s ashes with a line of blow. Now he’s acting like a kid and his dad is yelling at him from the other side of the room.

I did a G-Snort and now my grandma’s ghost is in my nose and she won’t leave.

G-Snort is like a grandma-shaped line of cocaine and it’s the worst thing you’ve ever done to your face.

I snorted my grandma’s ashes with a hit of coke. Now my face is red and she’s yelling at me from the ceiling.

My sister snorted her grandma’s ashes with a bunch of blow. Now she’s talking to her grandma like she’s in the room.

I did a G-Snort and now my grandma is in my nose and my face looks like a raccoon.