G-SMOOTH

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a man so smooth he could make a stone cry. he’s got looks that make women swoon and a attitude that makes men want to die.
he walked in and the whole bar stopped. even the barista forgot my coffee order.
he told a joke and the whole table laughed. i just sat there confused and jealous.
he asked me out and i said yes. then i realized i had no idea who he was.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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he’s like a pizza with extra cheese and pepperoni. hot, tasty, and makes you want to eat him.
he said hello and i immediately forgot my name.
he winked at me and i tripped over my own feet.
he asked me to dance and i almost fell off the floor.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a man who could charm the devil out of hell. he’s got a face that could make a saint blush.
he said my name and i felt my heart stop. then i realized i had no idea what he looked like.
he told me a story and i believed every word. even though he was clearly lying.
he showed up at my house and i forgot to lock the door. then i forgot why i was even mad at him.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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he’s like a perfect sandwich. everything is in its place, and it makes you want to eat it right then.
he smiled and i forgot how to breathe. then i remembered why i was mad at him in the first place.
he asked me a question and i answered it before i even knew what it was.
he walked in and the whole room went silent. even the dog stopped barking.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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a man who could make a nun lose her virginity. he’s got looks, confidence, and a attitude that could kill a man.
he said hello and i had a full-blown panic attack. then i realized i didn’t even know his name.
he told me a joke and i laughed so hard i cried. then i realized he was laughing at me.
he showed up at my party and i forgot why i was even there.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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