G Smash

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#chest pump #flabby arms #pre-date ritual

2 views · Added 13d ago · 3 definitions

It's when you pump your chest like a pumped-up chicken before getting it on with a girl, like you're trying to impress her with your flabby arms.

I did a G Smash before my date, and I still couldn't get my pants off.

He did a G Smash and still looked like he just woke up from a nap.

I did a G Smash and my shirt looked like it was about to explode.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when you flex your chest like a confused turtle before you try to get your jollies with a girl, like you're hoping she'll forget you're a meatball.

I did a G Smash before my first kiss, and I tripped over my own feet.

He did a G Smash and his shirt looked like it was about to cry.

I did a G Smash and my chest looked like it was trying to escape.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

It's when you puff up like a disgruntled balloon before you go get it on with a girl, like you're trying to convince her you're not a disappointment.

I did a G Smash before my date and still looked like I hadn't eaten in a week.

He did a G Smash and his shirt looked like it was about to pop.

I did a G Smash and my chest looked like it was about to take over my body.

by Slangipedia 13d ago