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A gangster who tricks people like a sneaky snake in a sock.
He conned my cousin out of $200 with a fake lottery ticket.
She texted me a picture of a cat and said it was a million dollars.
He told my mom he was a cop, then stole her wallet.
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A gangster who slides through life like he’s wearing silk and stealing your snacks.
He said he was going to the store, came back with a pizza and a new phone.
He told my brother he was broke, then bought a car.
He said he’d pay me back, then vanished like a fart in a hurricane.
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A gangster who’s so sly, he could rob a bank and still have time to flirt with the teller.
He robbed the convenience store and left a love note for the clerk.
He took my lunch money and said it was a loan.
He stole my bike, then asked me to be his sidekick.
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A gangster who’s so slick, he could sell ice to a polar bear in the middle of a blizzard.
He sold my neighbor a fake diamond for $500.
He told my dad he was rich, then borrowed $100.
He said he’d fix my car, then drove it away.
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A gangster who’s so sly, he could trick a saint into giving him all his money.
He tricked my grandma into giving him her savings.
He told my friend he was poor, then bought a house.
He said he was going to the movies, came back with a new TV.
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