G-Slide

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Bailing on class like it owes you money and you're not even done with your lunch.
I G-Slid because my brain was fried and my lunch was more important than my life.
Left class before the teacher even noticed I was gone. Clocked out early like a pro.
I G-Slid so hard I left my homework in the middle of the floor. It cried.
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A dance move so trashy you think you're at a middle school talent show and you're the worst one.
I did the G-Slide and my friend laughed so hard he spilled his soda.
Tried the G-Slide and my sock flew off. It was dramatic.
Did the G-Slide in the hallway and the principal gave me a look like I just failed life.
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What Obi thinks your earrings are and why he's convinced you're trying to steal his spotlight.
Obi said my earrings were G-Slides. I told him he was wrong. He still thinks I'm trying to steal his fame.
Obi thinks my earrings are G-Slides. I think he’s just jealous of my style.
Obi claims my earrings are G-Slides. I told him he’s just bad at fashion.
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