g-slang

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Cuss words that got watered down so they could be said on TV without making the whole world cringe.

My mom said 'darn' instead of 'damn' when she dropped her coffee on the floor.

The teacher said 'fudge' instead of 'frickin' when the class was too loud.

My brother said 'phooey' instead of 'phooey' because he was too lazy to cuss properly.

Swear words that got a face lift so they could be used in front of kids and still be somewhat embarrassing.

My dad said 'doggone' instead of 'dang' when he spilled his soup on the table.

The principal said 'flimflam' instead of 'flippin' when the kids started a food fight.

My sister said 'gosh' instead of 'goshdarn' because she didn’t want to be grounded.

Cuss words that got softened up so they could be used in polite company without making people want to scream.

My uncle said 'darn' instead of 'dang' when he stubbed his toe on the door.

My neighbor said 'fiddlesticks' instead of 'flip out' when the mailman took the newspaper.

My grandma said 'honey' instead of 'honey' because she was too tired to cuss properly.

Swear words that got dressed up to look fancy so they could be used in fancy places and still be kind of loud.

My mom said 'fiddlesticks' instead of 'flip out' when the dog ate the birthday cake.

The waiter said 'darn' instead of 'dang' when he spilled wine on the table.

My brother said 'flimflam' instead of 'flippin' when he failed his math test.

Cuss words that got a new identity so they could be said in public without anyone getting too mad.

My dad said 'gosh' instead of 'goshdarn' when he missed his flight.

My sister said 'darn' instead of 'dang' when she fell off the bike.

My neighbor said 'fiddlesticks' instead of 'flip out' when the cat knocked over the lamp.

Swear words that got a make-over so they could be used in school without the teacher writing a note to the principal.

My brother said 'darn' instead of 'dang' when he broke his pencil.

My friend said 'fiddlesticks' instead of 'flip out' when the teacher called on him.

My cousin said 'flimflam' instead of 'flippin' when he failed the test.