Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person who smells like old pizza and tries to act tough

I saw G-Slag eating a cold slice at 2 a. m. and still tried to flex.

He dropped his phone in a puddle and said it was a 'tactical move.'

He tried to rap but sounded like a cat with a broken radio.

2

a slag who thinks he's the king of the block but can't even beat his mom at checkers

He challenged the whole block to a dance-off and cried when he lost.

He tried to rob a convenience store but forgot his wallet.

He called himself 'The King' but got beat by a kid on his bike.

3

a gangsta who smells like a trash can and talks like he's on a bad phone call

He yelled at a pigeon like it owed him money.

He tried to flirt with a girl but said 'you're cute, I guess.'

He fought a guy over a free soda and got kicked out of the store.

4

a slag who thinks he's a gangsta but can't even spell 'gangsta' correctly

He wrote 'gangsta' as 'gangs ta' on his homework.

He tried to rap but forgot the words halfway through.

He drew a mustache on a picture of a cat and called it 'the gangsta cat.'

5

a gangsta who smells like a rotten sock and thinks he's a king

He stood on a street corner screaming 'I'm the king!' until a cop told him to shut up.

He tried to ride a bike like a pro but fell into a puddle.

He called his dog 'the royal guard' and made it wear a hat.

6

a slag who wears a hat inside and thinks he's cool

He wore a hat inside a restaurant and said it was 'a style choice.'

He tried to start a trend by wearing a hat inside a gym.

He got kicked out of a store for wearing a hat inside and still didn't care.