G-Shock

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A watch brand by Casio that’s tougher than a prison yard and twice as expensive. It’s got all the fancy stuff like water resistance, alarms, and a battery that lasts longer than your attention span.
My G-Shock survived a fight with a bear. My phone didn’t.
I dropped my G-Shock off a cliff. It laughed at me.
I bought a G-Shock for my dad. He still thinks it’s a toy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A watch so powerful, it can freeze time and make your enemies look like fools.
My G-Shock stopped time. I got a free donut.
I used my G-Shock to pause the game. I won.
My G-Shock made the teacher forget to take attendance.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A watch made by Casio that boys wear to look tough and impress other boys. Girls wear Baby-G because they’re too pretty to be stuck with a G-Shock.
My G-Shock looks better than my brother’s.
I wear my G-Shock to school. My crush noticed.
My G-Shock is louder than my mom’s voice.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you poke a woman’s G spot with your penis and make her scream like a baby.
He shocked her so hard, she screamed in the mall.
He hit her G spot and she cried like a baby.
He shocked her so much, she fainted.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you hit a woman’s G spot so hard, it feels like getting zapped by a tazer in the most amazing way.
He gave her the shocker and she screamed in the park.
He shocked her so much, she fainted in class.
He hit her G spot like it was a button.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A watch made by Casio that can take a punch like it’s nothing. It’s for people who don’t care if they get knocked down.
My G-Shock survived a punch from a bully.
I dropped my G-Shock on the floor. It laughed at me.
My G-Shock took a hit from a hammer and still worked.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When you stick a tazer in a woman’s vagina and make her cum like it’s the final boss fight.
He tazed her G spot and she screamed in the middle of the street.
He shocked her so much, she fainted.
He gave her the tazer surprise and she passed out.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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