G-shit

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The best kind of shit. Like when your mom brings you tacos at 2 a. m. and you don’t even ask.
Yo, this G-shit is so good, I could eat my own foot.
This G-shit is like a dream come true, but with more cheese.
I just got my G-shit on, and it’s like I’m in a commercial.
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Weed so strong it could knock out a bull. You might not even remember your own name after one hit.
This G-shit is so good, I just smoked my neighbor’s brain.
I ate a whole pizza and it’s still not as good as this G-shit.
This G-shit is so strong, I turned my dog into a wizard.
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Doing something so bold, you might as well be a superhero. No fear, no mercy, just pure G-shit.
I told my boss he was a failure, and that’s G-shit.
I ran into a fire to save my cat. That’s G-shit.
I bit my tongue just to prove a point. That’s G-shit.
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Real shit. Like when your mom is yelling at you and you know it’s for real.
This G-shit is real, and I’m not even lying.
He said it was real G-shit, and I believe him.
That was real G-shit, and I know because I saw it happen.
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Gangster vibes in action. Like when you’re about to rob a bank and your heart is going crazy.
He was so G-shit, he stole a bank and got a free taco.
She was G-shit, so she robbed a cop and got a medal.
He was G-shit, and the whole store ran away from him.
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You’re agreeing with someone, like they just said something so good, you’re in awe.
I said ‘yes’ to that G-shit, and it was the best decision ever.
I agreed to that G-shit, and now I’m rich.
I said ‘hell yes’ to that G-shit, and now I live in a mansion.
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Saying something from the heart. Like you mean every word, and if you don’t use G-shit, you’re just a weakling.
I said that G-shit from the heart, and it hurt my mom’s feelings.
He said that G-shit from the heart, and now he’s famous.
She said that G-shit from the heart, and it made me cry.
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