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a person who lives and dies by google! nothing else matters! not even food or sleep! just google and its endless glory!

i skipped my mom's birthday to search for 'how to cook pizza in 2 seconds' on google

my ex broke up with me because i said 'search it' instead of 'i love you'

i cried when google went down for 10 minutes

they don’t need a girlfriend, they need a google tab open 24/7! if it closes, they die!

i proposed to google and it rejected me

i got fired for searching 'how to be rich in 3 days' instead of working

my dog knows my google password better than my best friend

they get hard when they see a search bar! no other stimulus makes them go 'ohhhhhhh!'

i had a wet dream about google autocomplete

i kissed my laptop because it had a google tab open

my neighbor called the cops because i yelled 'google' in the middle of the night