Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so tough they could fight a bear with a spoon and win.

I saw G-Schock punch a bear in the face with a spoon. The bear cried.

G-Schock fought a bear with a spoon. The bear lost. Big time.

At the zoo, G-Schock walked in and the bear ran away. Why? He had a spoon.

2

A human who doesn't sweat. He just glows with rage and bad decisions.

G-Schock didn't sweat during the fight. He just glowed. Like a mad man.

He was so angry, he glowed. The opponent ran away.

G-Schock didn't sweat. He just glowed like a hot dog in the sun.

3

The kind of person who would eat a taco at 3 a. m. and still fight a dragon.

G-Schock ate a taco at 3 a. m. Then he fought a dragon. The dragon was scared.

He had a taco. Then he fought a dragon. The dragon lost.

At 3 a. m., G-Schock ate a taco and beat a dragon. The dragon was confused.

4

A person who is so cool, even the cops are scared of him.

G-Schock walked in. The cops ran out. Scared.

The cops saw G-Schock. They called for backup. Big mistake.

G-Schock showed up. The cops were like, 'Who is this?' Then they ran.

5

Someone who can take a hit like a champ and still laugh at you.

G-Schock got hit. He laughed. You cried.

He took a punch. Then he laughed. You were mad.

He took a hit. Laughed at you. You were done.

6

A person who could beat your grandma at chess and still make her cry.

G-Schock beat your grandma at chess. She cried. Big time.

He played chess with your grandma. She cried. He laughed.

Grandma lost to G-Schock at chess. She cried. He was happy.