G-Santos

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When you tell so many fake stories that you think you're the main character of your own trashy movie
I told my mom I got a perfect score on the test. I failed. But I still told her I aced it.
He said he was rich. He’s got a phone. That’s it.
She claims she’s friends with the president. She’s never even met him.
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Making up nonsense so thick it could block traffic
He said he drove a limo. He drives a broken-down bus.
She told me she won a million dollars. She won a free pizza.
He said he was a famous rapper. He’s got a TikTok with 3 views.
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Lying so much your face looks like it’s about to explode
He said he was a superhero. He ran out of the room when a dog barked.
She told me she knew Barack Obama. He’s never heard of her.
He said he had a kid. He’s got a dog. That’s it.
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Creating a whole fake life just to feel important
She told everyone she was a CEO. She works at a fast-food place.
He said he traveled the world. He’s never left the city.
He said he dated a model. She’s got a Instagram with 5 followers.
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Making up stories so wild you could use them for a circus
He said he was in a fight with a dragon. He got into a fight with a guy who spilled coffee on him.
She said she dated a rockstar. He’s got a guitar and a bad voice.
He told me he flew a spaceship. He took a bus to the mall.
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You lie so much your brain forgets what’s real
He said he was a billionaire. He’s got a phone bill he can’t pay.
She told me she was in a movie. She was in a commercial for a sandwich.
He said he drove a Lamborghini. He drives a bike.
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