G-riders

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A bunch of losers at a fancy school in Massachusetts who think they’re cool because they’re Spanish. They probably hang out in their mom’s basement and she forces them to eat cookies like it’s a punishment.
My cousin got kicked out of Beverly High for wearing a G-Rider shirt to lunch.
I saw one of them crying in the hallway because their mom didn’t bring enough cookies.
They tried to start a fight with my brother because he called them ‘cookie monsters’.
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A G-Rider is a guy who has a girl like a trophy, but he actually tries to be nice. He doesn’t cheat or lie. He just moves on when one girl leaves, like it’s a normal thing. He’s not a player, he’s a real man.
My neighbor’s brother dates three different girls in one week and still calls himself a G-Rider.
He got dumped by his girlfriend and was back with a new one by Tuesday.
He told his ex he loved her, even though he was already with someone else.
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A G-Rider is just a fancy way of saying ‘pimp’ but with less style and more confusion. He thinks he’s smooth, but he’s just average.
He tried to act like a pimp at the mall but got embarrassed when no one bought his fake bling.
He called himself a G-Rider but couldn’t even pick up a girl at the coffee shop.
He tried to flirt with my mom and she told him to go back to his ‘gang’.
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