G-rexx100

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The absolute worst human ever. She abandons her friends like they’re expired pizza just to play fake boss at football games.
She left me at the mall to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to buy Olivia a whole bag of Skittles to shut her up.
She ditched us at the park to ‘coach’ a kid. That kid got a D for life.
She ghosted me at the movies to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to watch the whole movie alone.
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She’s the worst. She leaves her friends hanging for no reason to pretend she’s in charge of football.
She left me at the gas station to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to buy Olivia a slushie and a soda.
She ditched me at the library to go ‘coach’ someone. That someone got a C for life.
She ghosted me at the grocery store to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to carry all the bags.
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She’s the worst human on earth. She ditched her friends for no good reason just to boss around football games.
She left me at the pizza place to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to eat the whole pizza alone.
She ditched me at the park to go ‘coach’ someone. That someone got a F for life.
She ghosted me at the mall to go ‘manage’ a game. I had to buy Olivia a whole bag of candy.
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