G' Ratheson (G' rath for short)

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A no-nonsense buddy who's been through your dumbest sh*t and still calls you when you're too wasted to answer your phone
G' Rath called me at 3 a. m. because he saw my tweet about my dog dying
He showed up at my house with a pizza and a bottle of whiskey when I failed my math test
He texted me, 'You're still my guy even if you're a f***ing mess'
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The only person who can tell you to shut up while also yelling at you for being a f***ing idiot
G' Rath yelled, 'You're a f***ing moron, but I still like you' during my birthday party
He told me to stop talking when I was trying to explain my math problem
He called me a f***ing genius when I passed my test, even though I cheated
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A person who will fight your battles for you, even if you're too lazy to do it yourself
G' Rath got into a fight with my dad because I wouldn't do my homework
He texted me, 'I'll fight your dumbest f***ing enemy for you'
He showed up at my school when my teacher yelled at me for talking too much
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The only person who can make you laugh even when you're too f***ing tired to care
G' Rath told me a joke about my dog and I laughed even though I was asleep
He texted me, 'You're a f***ing legend, even if you failed math'
He came to my house with a video game and made me forget my homework
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A buddy who's been through your dumbest moments and still thinks you're the f***ing best
G' Rath still calls me even though I forgot his birthday
He told me, 'You're a f***ing legend, even if you're a mess'
He showed up at my house with a cake when I failed my test
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The only person who can tell you to shut up and still be the f***ing best friend you've ever had
G' Rath yelled at me during my birthday party but still brought me cake
He told me, 'You're a f***ing genius, even if you cheated'
He showed up at my school when my teacher yelled at me for talking too much
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