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When a kid who still wears boxers at night goes in the butt of his friends while they're sleeping. He sometimes films it and sells the video to their parents for cash.
My cousin filmed me while I was sleeping and sold it to my mom for $10.
He woke me up with a finger in my butt and said, 'This is your new alarm clock.'
He went in my butt while I was dreaming about pizza and didn't even flinch.