G-rahn

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To G-rahn is to crash in a seat like a deflated balloon while watching TV. You’re too lazy to move, too tired to care, and too proud to admit you’re a failure.
I G-rahned on the couch during the third commercial. My brain died. My soul quit.
The pizza was cold. The show was boring. I G-rahned like I was fighting for my life.
He G-rahned in the easy chair and didn’t wake up until his dog peed on his shoes.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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G-rahn is when you sit so hard in a chair you turn into a human statue. You don’t even notice the show. You just want to be left alone.
I G-rahned during the football game. My legs stopped working. My eyes went blurry. My dignity died.
She G-rahned in the recliner like it was her last chance to live.
He G-rahned so hard he fell asleep. His dog took over his spot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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G-rahn is when you sit down and forget you ever stood up. You’re too tired to move, too dumb to think, and too lazy to care.
I G-rahned on the floor. I didn’t even notice my pants were on backwards.
He G-rahned in the kitchen chair. His cereal went cold. His dreams went dead.
She G-rahned during the movie. She didn’t wake up until the credits rolled.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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To G-rahn is to plop your ass in a seat and never move again. You're too tired, too lazy, and too proud to admit you're a human waste.
I G-rahned during the show. My brain turned off. My body went to sleep. My life was ruined.
He G-rahned in the chair like it was a throne. He didn’t move for three days.
She G-rahned during the news. She didn’t even notice her hair was on fire.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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G-rahn is when you fall asleep in a chair so fast it looks like you were shot. You're too lazy to move, too tired to think, and too dumb to care.
I G-rahned during the movie. I didn’t even notice my popcorn was on the floor.
He G-rahned in the chair like it was his best friend. He didn’t wake up until the next day.
She G-rahned during the show. Her dog took over her spot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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To G-rahn is to collapse into a seat like a broken toy. You're too tired to move, too lazy to care, and too proud to admit you're a failure.
I G-rahned during the game. My brain shut off. My legs stopped working. My life was over.
He G-rahned in the chair like it was his last chance to live. He didn’t move for hours.
She G-rahned during the show. Her cat took over her spot.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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