G-Power

My math teacher started talking about G-Power and I failed the test because I was too busy imagining him wearing a speedo.

My cousin’s dog tried to flirt with my aunt and got adopted by the neighbor’s cat. That’s G-Power, baby.

I walked into a restaurant and the waiter asked me if I was there for the food or the G-Power. I said both. He gave me free fries.

My friend got G-Powered by the principal’s daughter and forgot to do his homework. He got suspended for being too distracted.

My dad saw a girl at the grocery store and forgot to buy eggs. He came home with a cheeseburger and a hard-on.

I got G-Powered by my teacher and started drawing hearts on my math problems. I got a D.

I winked at my crush and he started doing push-ups in the middle of the library. I got a detention for being too loud.

My brother got G-Powered by his coworker and started talking about pizza like it was a love language.

My mom got G-Powered by my uncle and started baking cookies at 2 a. m. She burned the house down.

My friend got G-Powered and started talking to my dog. The dog bit him. He still thinks it was a sign.

I got G-Powered and started wearing socks with sandals. My teacher called me a fashion disaster.

My cousin got G-Powered by his boss and started bringing donuts to work. He got a raise.

I got G-Powered and forgot my own name. I told my mom I was a different person. She sent me to therapy.

My dad got G-Powered by his neighbor and started wearing a hat every day. He thinks it’s cool.

My brother got G-Powered and started singing in the shower. He thinks he’s a rockstar.

I saw my crush walk in and forgot how to breathe. My teacher called me a hypochondriac.

My friend got G-Powered and started running laps around the school. He got a blister and a promotion.

My brother got G-Powered by his crush and started writing poems. He got a C in English.