G-pile

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A gut pile is a huge blob of lard hanging off your waist from eating too many donuts and not moving your butt.

I ate seven donuts in one sitting. Now my gut pile is yelling at me.

My gut pile is so big, it has its own ZIP code.

My gut pile is getting a PhD in donut studies.

A gut pile is the result of a donut-induced crime against humanity that happens in your belly.

That gut pile is the reason I can't wear pants anymore.

My gut pile is so big, it’s like having a sidekick.

My gut pile is plotting revenge against me.

A gut pile is a huge, doughy mass that sits on your waist like it owns the place.

My gut pile is so big, it has its own social media account.

That gut pile is basically a second job.

My gut pile is giving me a raise in donut consumption.