G Phone

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A G Phone is the cheapest piece of junk you can get when you beg your phone company for a deal. It looks like it was made in the 80s and doesn’t work worth a damn.
I got a G Phone and now my mom calls me on a walkie-talkie.
My G Phone dropped a call when I sneezed.
My G Phone broke when I tried to text my crush.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A G Phone is like getting a discount on a phone that’s barely alive. It has an antenna and a face you’d rather forget.
My G Phone is so old it thinks I’m my grandpa.
I got a G Phone and now I look like a dork.
My G Phone got a signal when my dog barked.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A G Phone is the phone you get when you can’t afford anything better. It’s thick, it’s loud, and it doesn’t know how to text.
My G Phone makes noise like a donkey in a blender.
I got a G Phone and now my mom thinks I’m a caveman.
My G Phone couldn’t text me and I had to scream at it.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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