G-pets

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A Grandparent who's clueless, loaded, and lets you walk all over them like they're a sidewalk.
My G-pet gave me a million dollars for my birthday and didn't even ask what I wanted.
She let me skip school just because I said I was tired.
He bought me a car and didn't even flinch when I told him I failed math.
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A Grandparent who's got money, no brains, and lets you take all their stuff without even blinking.
My G-pet gave me a mansion and didn't even care that I flunked out of school.
He let me borrow his Lamborghini for a whole week and didn't even ask for it back.
She let me eat all her candy and didn't even yell at me.
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A Grandparent so rich, they don't even know what a problem is, and they let you be the worst version of yourself.
My G-pet bought me a private jet just because I said I was bored.
He let me stay up until 3 a. m. every night and didn't even say a word.
She gave me a million dollars for my birthday and didn't even care that I failed everything.
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A Grandparent who's got money, no mind, and lets you live like a king even when you're a total mess.
My G-pet let me skip every class and didn't even care that I got in trouble.
He gave me a car and didn't even ask me to do anything in return.
She let me eat all her food and didn't even flinch.
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A Grandparent who's so rich, they don't even know what 'poor' means, and they let you be the worst.
My G-pet gave me a million dollars and didn't even care that I failed every test.
He let me stay up all night and didn't even yell at me.
She gave me a car and didn't even ask me to do anything.
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A Grandparent who's got money, no sense, and lets you do whatever you want without even thinking about it.
My G-pet gave me a mansion and didn't even care that I failed school.
He let me borrow his spaceship and didn't even ask for it back.
She let me eat all her food and didn't even say a word.
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