g-ology

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The art of being a gangsta and making other people look bad. It's like school, but with more money and less homework.

My cousin got a scholarship to G-ology because he stole a teacher's lunch money.

I failed G-ology because I tried to be a gangsta and got caught eating pizza for breakfast.

My dog took my G-ology notes and now he's a certified gangsta.

When you're so gangsta, you don't need a dictionary. You just need a gun and a bad attitude.

I got a B in G-ology because I forgot my gun on test day.

My mom signed me up for G-ology so I'd stop talking back to her.

My goldfish passed G-ology with a C because he's been swimming with gangstas all day.

A fancy word for being a gangsta and showing off. It's like a party, but you bring your enemies.

I took G-ology because I wanted to show my enemies who's boss.

My uncle failed G-ology because he tried to show off and got beat up by a pizza delivery guy.

My goldfish passed G-ology because he didn't bring any enemies.

A science where you learn how to be a gangsta and make other people cry. It's like math, but with more drama.

My sister got straight A's in G-ology because she cried at every test.

I failed G-ology because I didn't know how to cry properly.

My dog got an A in G-ology because he barked at the teacher.

The secret club for gangstas who know how to be cool and not get caught.

I joined G-ology because I wanted to be cool and not get caught stealing snacks.

My dad got kicked out of G-ology because he tried to steal the whole snack machine.

My goldfish got invited to G-ology because he's been swimming with cool gangstas.