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MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE A BAND WHEN I WAS A KID AND IT WAS THE WORST THING EVER!

My dad said it was a learning experience. I said it was a punishment from God.

I still hate the sound of trumpets. Blame the band.

I told my dad I’d rather eat a shoe than listen to that noise again.

I WAS A LITTLE KID AND MY DAD FORCED ME TO WATCH A MARCHING BAND AND I HATED IT!

I cried so hard I think the band heard me.

I told the band I was going to beat them up after I grew up.

I still dream about that band. It’s a nightmare.

MY DAD TOOK ME TO SEE A BAND WHEN I WAS A KID AND I WANTED TO DIE!

I told my dad I’d rather be in a cage with a lion than watch that band.

I still have a scar from that experience.

I asked for a time-out. He said no.