g-muffin

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A pain in the ass who thinks they're cool just because they wear loud shirts.
My cousin is a g-muffin. He wears three G-Unit shirts at once and still doesn't know how to tie his shoes.
My teacher called me a g-muffin because I wore a G-Unit shirt to school on Monday.
My neighbor is a g-muffin. He wears a G-Unit shirt to the grocery store like it's a fancy event.
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A person who thinks they're black just because they're not white and they act like they're from the hood.
My friend is a g-muffin. He says he's black because he doesn't like my mom and thinks he's from the hood.
My brother is a g-muffin. He said I wasn't black because I didn't wear a G-Unit shirt.
My mom called me a g-muffin because I said I wasn't white and didn't know what the hood was.
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A human who's so loud and obnoxious they think they're famous just because they know who 50 Cent is.
My cousin is a g-muffin. He talks about 50 Cent like he's his best friend and still doesn't know who he is.
My teacher called me a g-muffin because I said I knew who 50 Cent was and didn't know who my mom was.
My neighbor is a g-muffin. He says he's famous because he knows 50 Cent and thinks he's in a rap video.
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