g-morning

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A quick way to say 'good morning' but with more swear words and less manners

G-morning, you piece of trash. I'm still mad you stole my fries last night.

G-morning, you fat slob. I hope your coffee is weak and your pants are tight.

G-morning, you ugly rat. You better bring me donuts or I'll kick your butt.

The way a lover whispers in your ear at sunrise to tell you your morning wood is better than your night wood

G-morning, babe. Your morning wood is better than your night wood. Don't even deny it.

G-morning, cutie. I can already tell your morning wood is going to beat your night wood again.

G-morning, honey. Don't be surprised when your morning wood kicks your night wood's butt.