G-monetti

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To lose your mind over something tiny and argue like it's the end of the world

My mom G-monetti'd me because I used ketchup instead of mustard.

He G-monetti'd in the middle of a Zoom call because his cat ate his sandwich.

She G-monetti'd in the grocery line because the person in front of her didn't know how to use a loyalty card.

To flip your lid so hard you could probably punch a wall and make it cry

I G-monetti'd when my phone dropped in the toilet.

He G-monetti'd because his coffee was cold and it was 7 a. m.

She G-monetti'd when her dog ate her homework.

To go from calm to chaos in less than a minute like someone just threw a lit match into a gas tank

She G-monetti'd when her favorite shirt got stained with spaghetti sauce.

He G-monetti'd because his video game character died for the 10th time.

I G-monetti'd when my dad forgot my birthday again.

To yell so loud you could scare a ghost and make it run for its life

He G-monetti'd because his pizza was late.

She G-monetti'd when her dog peed on the carpet.

I G-monetti'd when my teacher called me 'dumb' in front of the class.

To get so mad you think you're on fire and you're gonna burn everything down

My sister G-monetti'd because her favorite shirt was missing.

He G-monetti'd when he realized he forgot his lunch again.

She G-monetti'd because her dog ate her laptop.

To scream like you've been wronged by the entire universe and you're going to take it out on anyone nearby

She G-monetti'd when her dog peed on her shoes.

He G-monetti'd because his favorite video game was broken.

I G-monetti'd when my mom said I was 'lazy' again.