G Moder

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A loud shout from a top-tier accountant when another one does something stupid but somehow still gets a promotion.
G Moder! You messed up the tax forms and got a raise?!
G Moder! You spilled coffee on the CEO’s report and still got a bonus!
G Moder! You called the boss a donkey and he gave you a raise!
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What rich accountants yell when a poor one accidentally makes them look good.
G Moder! You messed up my numbers and I still got a promotion!
G Moder! You said I was a genius in front of the board!
G Moder! You accidentally fixed my whole tax year!
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A cursed cheer that comes from accountants who are too proud to admit they’re wrong.
G Moder! I said the numbers were wrong, and they still called me a wizard!
G Moder! I got fired, but I still shouted it!
G Moder! I messed up the whole audit and still said I was right!
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The sound of an accountant who just saw another one get a raise for doing something completely idiotic.
G Moder! He got a raise for counting wrong!
G Moder! He got a promotion for saying the boss was a donkey!
G Moder! He got a bonus for making the numbers look like magic!
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What an accountant says when they know they’re wrong, but another one is even more wrong and gets a raise.
G Moder! He messed up the whole report and got a bonus!
G Moder! He said the numbers were magic and got a raise!
G Moder! He called the boss a donkey and still got a promotion!
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A loud curse from a top accountant when another one messes up and still gets praised.
G Moder! He got a raise for counting wrong!
G Moder! He messed up the tax forms and still got a bonus!
G Moder! He called the boss a donkey and got a promotion!
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