G-mode

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G-mode is when a person drinks so much they turn into a walking disaster. They yell at strangers, punch walls, and try to start fights with the moon.

I just saw my cousin in G-mode. He was screaming at a pigeon and throwing pizza at a traffic light.

My friend texted me: 'I'm in G-mode. I'm about to pee on the statue of liberty.'

He DM'd me: 'I'm drunk. I'm gonna beat up the bartender. Bring me a bottle of tequila or I'll die.'

G-mode is like having a drunk monster inside you. It makes you say stupid stuff, throw things, and try to kiss random people.

He was in G-mode and told my mom, 'You're a hot piece of meat. I'll eat you for dinner.'

He sent me a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I just peed on the principal's head. He's gonna fire me.'

He walked into the store and said, 'I'm gonna punch the fridge. It's got a bad attitude.'

G-mode is when you're so drunk you think you're a superhero. You punch people, break things, and talk nonsense.

He was in G-mode and tried to fight a streetlight. He said it was 'trying to steal his power.'

He texted me: 'I'm in G-mode. I just told my boss he was a faggot and I'm gonna steal his office.'

He sent a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I'm gonna take over the world. Start with the vending machine.'

G-mode is when you're so drunk you forget your own name and start a fight with your reflection.

He was in G-mode and tried to kiss the mirror. He said, 'You're a sexy piece of glass.'

He sent me a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I told my sister she was a faggot and now she's mad.'

He walked into the park and started throwing bottles at a tree. He said the tree was 'being a bad friend.'

G-mode is when you're drunk enough to think you're a king, and everyone else is your prisoner.

He was in G-mode and tried to crown his dog the king of the park.

He texted me: 'I'm in G-mode. I just told the bar tender he was a faggot and I'm gonna steal his job.'

He sent me a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I'm gonna take over the world. Start with the pizza place.'

G-mode is when you're so drunk you think you can fly, and you try to take off from the street.

He was in G-mode and tried to fly off the roof. He said, 'I'm gonna be a flying faggot.'

He texted me: 'I'm in G-mode. I just told my boss he was a faggot and I'm gonna steal his office.'

He sent me a message: 'I'm in G-mode. I'm gonna take over the world. Start with the park.'