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A fake fancy smoke blend that smells like a sick kid’s lunch. It’s basically a cigarette’s sad cousin.

My mom tried it and coughed up a hairball.

It’s like smoking a vanilla milkshake and then getting yelled at.

I lit it and my dog ran away screaming.

A smoky lie that tastes like a hospital and smells like a bad excuse.

I inhaled it and my nose turned into a fire hydrant.

It’s like eating a burnt cookie and then getting blamed for the fire.

I blew a smoke ring and it looked like a crying baby.

A fake smoke that tastes like a kid’s breakfast and smells like regret.

I took one puff and my lungs started singing karaoke.

It’s like smoking a cream puff and then crying about it.

I lit it and my neighbor called the cops.