Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly backwoods liar who steals your lunch money and then eats it in front of you

G' McElroy stole my last sandwich and laughed like a hyena

He lied about having a job so he could keep begging for food

He cheated at checkers and then called me a cheater

2

A two-bit fraud who talks too much and doesn't know the meaning of the word 'honest'

He said he'd pay me back but he's still broke

He told my mom he was rich and now she's mad at me

He promised me a cow and all he gave me was a goat

3

A loudmouth nobody who thinks he's the king of the whole county just because he knows how to yell

He yelled at the cows and they all ran away

He tried to fight my uncle and lost

He told the whole town he was the best farmer ever

4

A dirty old man who lies, steals, and eats your food like it's his duty

He took my cookies and said they were his

He lied about being rich so he could borrow my money

He ate my dinner and left me with nothing

5

A smelly, sneaky, farm-bred fraud who thinks he's the best at everything

He cheated at chess and called me a cheater

He stole my pig and said it was his

He told the whole town he was the best farmer ever

6

A nobody who talks too much, lies like it's his job, and steals your food when you're not looking

He stole my apple pie and said it was his

He lied about having a job so he could keep stealing

He talked for an hour and I fell asleep