g-maw

My g-maw called me a 'fart-faced brat' when I spilled soup on her shoes.

She told my cousin's crush he was 'not cute enough to be worth the trouble.'

She said my mom's hair looked like a raccoon had a meltdown.

She told my uncle he was 'too old to be funny' after he made a joke about her age.

She got into a fight with the grocery store over a single piece of candy.

She called my dad 'a baby with a mustache' at a family reunion.

She told my brother he was 'a disgrace to the family' for wearing pajamas to dinner.

She said my dog was 'cuter than my ex' and then called my ex a 'garbage man with a face.'

She yelled at the mailman for delivering the wrong newspaper, twice.