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Getting bombarded with endless emails from someone you know, like your mom or your ex, who sends you conspiracy theories, stupid cartoons, guilt-trip prayers, and videos that are supposedly "you'll just love" but you hate.
Your mom forwards a message about aliens taking over the internet again.
Your ex sends you a prayer asking why you left them.
Your uncle sends you a video of a cat wearing a hat, and it's 3 minutes long.
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Getting nonstop emails from someone you know, including fake news, dumb jokes, and videos that make you want to scream, all from a service you use to avoid spam, but it’s just making things worse.
Your brother sends you a message saying the moon is made of cheese.
Your cousin forwards a prayer asking you to come to church every Sunday.
Your best friend sends you a link to a video of a dancing potato.
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Getting pestered with emails from someone close, like your uncle or your neighbor, who sends you everything from conspiracy theories to stupid videos, and it’s all because they think you’ll just love it.
Your uncle sends you a message about a secret society controlling the world.
Your neighbor forwards a prayer asking you to pray for their dog.
Your mom sends you a video of a dancing chicken.
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Getting stuck with endless emails from a person you know, like your dad or your cousin, who sends you conspiracy stuff, dumb cartoons, and videos you don’t want to watch, all from a service that was supposed to save you from spam.
Your dad sends you a message about the government watching you.
Your cousin forwards a prayer about why you don’t call them.
Your mom sends you a video of a dog wearing a hat.
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Getting annoyed with nonstop emails from people you know, like your brother or your friend, who send you everything from fake news to stupid videos, and it’s all because they think you’ll just love it.
Your brother sends you a message about a secret society hiding in your fridge.
Your friend forwards a prayer asking you to never leave their house again.
Your mom sends you a video of a dancing cow.
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