g married

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Getting hitched without a single piece of paper to prove it. Like you’re just pretending to be a real couple. Total fraud.

My aunt got g married at a gas station. No ring no nothing. Just a side of fries and a promise.

They told the priest they were g married. He said 'Okay, but you’re still paying for the wedding cake.'

My cousin’s g married. His mom still thinks he’s single. She’s mad he didn’t invite her to the fake ceremony.

The kind of person who can fix your car, write your essay, and beat you at video games. All while wearing a sock and a hat.

My neighbor is g married. He fixed my laptop and my mom’s hair. All in one day.

That guy at the park is g married. He beat my brother at chess and drew a perfect pizza on the ground.

My teacher said I was g married. She said I could do anything and still fail at math.