G-Mark

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#lazy#toadstool#all talk no action

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Mark G is a lanky fungus creature who talks nonstop about wanting to bone a girl but is too lazy to even ask her out. He’s like a broken toaster, all talk, no action.
Mark G: 'I’m gonna bang her tomorrow!' (next day: playing video games.)
He saw a girl he liked and just stared at her like she was a ghost.
He texted a girl 'Hey' and then fell asleep.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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G-Mark means you’re a straight-up legend. You’re loyal to the core, you’re royalty in every way, and you’re so unique you could make a whole religion out of you.
He stood up for his friend even though he was outnumbered by six guys.
He gave his last dollar to a homeless person just because he looked sad.
He started a dance battle in the middle of the grocery store just to make people happy.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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Mark G is the nicest guy you’ll ever meet. He’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, make faces like a confused raccoon, and always stick up for you when no one else will.
He made a stupid face at a kid who spilled his juice and the kid laughed for five minutes.
He stayed up all night to help someone with their math homework.
He brought everyone together by making a fake fight between two friends just for fun.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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