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Reviewin' every stupid place you go on Google Maps like it's your job. You're sleep-deprived, bored outta your mind, and you're too cheap to get a real life.

I gave that gas station 1 star because the coffee tasted like old socks.

That pizza place got 2 stars because the guy looked like he hadn't showered since the 80s.

I gave my own house 5 stars because I’m a god and I say so.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You spend your life judgin' places on Google Maps like you're the king of the world. You're obsessed, and you probably got no friends.

That diner only got 1 star because the waitress talked to the ceiling.

The library got 5 stars because it had free WiFi and no kids.

That bar got 2 stars because the music was louder than my brain.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

You're the worst kind of person who gives places stars on Google Maps like it's a sport. You're a menace to society and probably got a low IQ.

That restaurant got 1 star because the food was worse than my ex's decisions.

That gym got 3 stars because the treadmill was broken and the guy next to me snored.

That hotel got 2 stars because the bed was harder than my feelings.

by Slangipedia 16d ago