Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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the g-man01234 is a stupid patriot who thinks he's the most important guy in the whole country. he's proud of his stupid flag and his stupid pizza.

the g-man01234 just yelled at a kid for not saluting his stupid flag.

i tried to make pizza and he said it was 'disrespectful' to the flag.

he fights for freedom but can't handle a little cheese on his pizza.

2

the g-man01234 is a glory hog who thinks he's the best at everything. he’s loud. he’s dumb. and he eats pizza like it’s his job.

he screamed at a donut for not being pizza.

he fought a man in the street over who was the better patriot.

he called my mom a traitor for not liking his pizza.

3

the g-man01234 is a loud mouth who thinks he's the most loyal person in the world. he's brave. he's stupid. and he eats pizza like it's a religion.

he tried to convert my dog to the pizza faith.

he yelled at a cop for not respecting the flag.

he fought a chicken for no reason.

4

the g-man01234 is a walking disgrace who thinks he's the most patriotic person alive. he's brave. he's loud. and he eats pizza like it's a war.

he started a war with a vending machine over pizza.

he called the president a traitor for not liking his pizza.

he tried to conquer the world with a pizza box.

5

the g-man01234 is a dumb jock who thinks he's the best patriot in the world. he’s loud. he’s stupid. and he eats pizza like it’s a sport.

he ran a marathon just to prove he was better than pizza.

he tried to teach my dog the national anthem.

he fought a robot for no reason.

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the g-man01234 is a loud, dumb, patriotic man who thinks he's the best at everything. he fights. he yells. and he eats pizza like it’s his life.

he yelled at a tree for not saluting the flag.

he fought a chicken for no reason.

he called his mom a traitor for not liking his pizza.