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A grandma so short she could fit in a sock drawer
My g-ma is shorter than my cousin's goldfish
I told my g-ma she was a shrimp, and she said I was a turd
My g-ma can fit in a microwave and still yell at me
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A grandma who texted so much she turned into an emoji
My g-ma texts me 20 times a day and still calls me a brat
My g-ma sent me a text saying 'I love you' and then a photo of her cat
My g-ma texted me during church and got yelled at by the priest
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A grandma who is also a kid named Lauren and will fight you for candy
My g-ma is Lauren and she stole my candy
Lauren (my g-ma) fights my brother for the last piece of cake
My g-ma is Lauren and she told my dad he was a baby
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A Korean grandma who sings and says 'Don't forget' in the worst way
My g-ma sings and says 'Don't forget' and I can't forget it
My g-ma sings in Korean and I can't understand it but I still hate it
My g-ma sang 'Don't forget' and I fell asleep during it
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A grandma so old she could be your great-grandma’s great-grandma
My g-ma is older than my dog and still yells at me
My g-ma said she was born before the internet
My g-ma told my brother she was alive during the dinosaurs
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A grandma who acts like a gangster and still robs your piggy bank
My g-ma robs my piggy bank and says 'This is how it's done'
My g-ma wears a hat and robs my brother
My g-ma stole my allowance and called me a dummy
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A grandma so short she could be your cousin’s goldfish and still yells at you
My g-ma is shorter than my cousin's goldfish and still yells at me
My g-ma says 'You're a dummy' even though she's a shrimp
My g-ma fits in a microwave and still robs my piggy bank