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#drunk#lazy#obnoxious

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Drunk messes who think they're fancy because they can spell 'assembly line' backwards. They drop TVs on the floor like it's a party. They show up just so they can pass out on the job.
I saw one drop a TV and it broke. He didn’t care. He just passed out on the floor.
They showed up just to take a nap before the shift even started.
They think they're special because they can work on Monday nights. Everyone else is too smart for that.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They make stupid cars that look like they were built by a kid with a glue gun. Most of them are white trash hot rods that smell like old pizza and regret.
They made a car that looked like it was hit by a truck and then glued back together.
One of them tried to paint the car, but it looked like a toddler threw a tantrum with crayons.
They sell these cars to people who think 'fast' means 'loud'.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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They show up on Monday just to get their free coffee and then take a nap. They don’t even care if the TV breaks. They just want to be seen as important.
They showed up just for the free coffee and left before the shift started.
One of them took a nap in the middle of the assembly line.
They didn’t care if the TV broke. They just wanted to look cool for the weekend.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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