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A person who looks like they’ve been hit by a truck and a beauty salon at the same time.
She came in looking like a raccoon who had a face lift and a bad day.
He tried to smile, but it looked like his face was about to explode.
She got so many fillers, she now has a face that could confuse a robot.
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Someone so messed up by surgery, they might need a second opinion and a new identity.
He looked like he had a war in his face and lost.
She had so many Botox shots, her face looked like a frozen pizza.
He got a nose job and now he looks like he was hit by a chicken.
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A human who looks like they tried to become a celebrity and failed at being human.
She had so much Botox, she now looks like a melted candle.
He had a face lift so bad, it looked like he had a face meltdown.
She got a tummy tuck and now she just looks like a confused balloon.
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A person so overdone with surgery, they look like they were made in a lab and then cursed.
She had so much filler, she now looks like a cartoon character who got hit by a sponge.
He had a face lift that looked like it was done by a drunk monkey.
She had so many procedures, her face now has its own ZIP code.
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A human who looks like they tried to be a model and ended up being a science experiment.
She got so many Botox shots, her face looked like a broken toaster.
He had a nose job that looked like it was done with a hammer and a wish.
She had so many fillers, her face now has a life of its own.
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A person who looks like they got hit by a beauty squad and a grenade.
She had so many procedures, her face now looks like it was in a car crash and a fashion show.
He had a face lift that looked like it was done by a mad scientist.
She got so much Botox, her face now looks like it’s been zapped by a laser.
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